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Meet the Designer
Geof Artisse is a New York fashion designer with a simple, honest style that reflects his unique interpretation of reality. He has no formal training of any kind. He has won no awards and has acheived no tangible success. He is simply a man with a passion for high quality clothing, and goatse.
"The theme here is classy: sleek, high-quality polo shirts that feature my signature goatse logo. I want a comfortable shirt that can be worn at the office or on the golf course. And I want the shirt to display an ambiguous image of a stretched anus."
Geof's entry into the world of trendsetting began with little more than an appreciation for men's fashion and a high level of motivation. "My father always told me that a desperate man is capable of unspeakable acts. I feel these words ring true as my on-going financial crisis drives me to do anything and everything imaginable to produce an exceptional polo shirt."
The flagship line of Goatse Polo shirts was thus born, and a revolution in business-casualwear ensued. The latest product lines have left top industry experts speechless and slightly irritated. When asked about his vision for the future of Goatse Polo, Geof says simply: "Trends are shaped by passion. Mine is quality clothing."